Friday, March 13, 2009

full body teleportation: ultimate instant escapism

Have you ever wanted to escape the life you have spiralled into and are silently looking for an easy way out? Try the "full-body teleportation system" filed under US Patent Application #0071122. Given the number, it might just be a prop for the next James Bond movie. The work actually sounds pseudo-believable in stating that it can teleport "a human being through hyperspace from one location to another", using a "pulse gravitational wave wormhole generator system", that is capable of "generating a wormhole with the magnetic vortex generator whereby the pulsed gravitational wave traverses through the wormhole and enters into hyperspace where the wave is enormously magnified due to the lower speed of light in that dimension."

Here's a link to the patent: Full body teleportation system

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